Sweet, simple and effective.
- My bag keeps nudging a woman's arm and she passive aggressively elbows it and I nudge her again & welcome to the 9 circles of hell 🙈 #Luas 17 hours ago
- Chocolate sponge cake made with blood rather than eggs #foodunwrapped #vom 🍰😰 2 days ago
- Tom Ford email with subject line Men's accessories - shows man with briefcase and naked woman pressed against him *rolls eyes* 2 days ago
- Consoling myself that next week there will be no Monday morning. Just brunch and television 2 days ago
- RT @girlposts: reasons i want to look GOOD: • for myself • for myself • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts • for myself 3 days ago